Why I think Simon the princess should only use French Toilets in Tonga

 

Simon the Princess should only use French Toilets in Tonga?

Classification

Simon The Princess A.K.A (STP) has a history of needing to go to the toilet, and we all know he lives in Tonga, and needs to use the best Toilet, but which one? Today, we’re going to discuss why I think STP should only use the French Toilets.  

Why?

STP has a permanent case of Diarrhea (PD), making it essential to have a perfect choice, Tonga features a variety of Toilets, varying from American, to Azure Blue, to Cosmic and even toilets fragranced with fried rice, but out of all of them, French, is definitely the best choice. 

Study shows that French Toilets tend to lower the rate of needing to go to Toilet (NTGT) by 75%! Recent news has revealed that, after a close inspection to the pipes attached to it, and a comparison of more than a thousand people,  the beloved Iron and Diamond alloy Toilet, (which was long believed to be the best), only lowers the NTGT by 50%. 

When sat on, the French Toilets cause your brain to release an enzyme which lowers your levels of stress. However, due to its cost, many people disagree on using The French Toilets, but here is my solution. 

Answer to cost?

In 2020.69 there was a donation committee aiming to fund research on PD, however, less people have been willing to fund this cause. Sadly, STP has recently gotten his Gluteus Maximus damaged due to low concentrations of French. So I ask this, please fund the cause for research on PD. Call 021 69 420 now!

Example?

In 1999, there was an incident where Joe Astley, a man with cancer, eczema, blindness, ascma, deafness and a loss of a right arm, had used a French Toilet, only to come out with a perfect face, the right amount of limbs, and relieved from his diseases, scientists even analyzed that organic things around Joe Astley have had a 100% increased life expectancy.

Conclusion?

With enough funding, we can relieve STP from PD in just a few minutes. Please, help make French Toilets allow world-wide access, because all it takes is a quick, poo... in the loo.

Why does matter matter? (Proof reading thing)

 Why does Matter Matter?

By Austin and Rae Jae

1. The three basic properties of matter are Solid, Liquid and Gas. Check

2. All matter is made up of tiny particles called atoms (which are made of quarks). Check

3. Volume is the amount of space that matter takes up. Check

4. Mass is the amount of matter an object has.Check

5. Liquids take the shape of their containers. Check

6. Gases do not have a definite shape or volume. Check

7. Liquid does not have a definite shape, but they do have a definite volume. Check

8. Solid Matter has definite shape and volume. Check

9. A chair and Ice are examples of solids. Check

10. Juices and milk are examples of liquid. Check

11. Helium and oxygen are examples of gas. Check

12. Solid Ice is melting when it is changing into a liquid.Check

Fia Fia recount...

Last night, a special performance took place at Pt England School. It was the night of Fia Fia.

When school finished, I just stayed, and hung out with my friend Rongo. I bought a mango Otai for me and some of my other friends. After hours of waiting, preparation for Fia Fia had finally began.

Along with some of my friends like Devante, Jermaine, Chaun, Simon and Lucian, I was in the Hip-Hop group. Though it wasn't really cultural or anything, I was happy to be there! After quite a few groups, it was finally our turn!

We went up on the stage and it was kind of nerve-racking... But I managed to stay in the positions of our dance. I had so much fun during our dance, dancing with my friends. At the end of our dance, we were tired, but relieved it was finished... 

Overall, it was a fantastic experience! My favourite dance to watch was probably the senior Samoan group, just 'cause it's my culture and it looked awesome! :D

Van Gogh Alive Museum

Last week on Sunday, my Mum, my cousin and Aunty went to the Van Gogh Alive Museum. We got there a bit early, so we bought some chips to eat whilst waiting. When it started, we arrived at the first exhibit and we were already amazed. Along with many large variations of Van Gogh's paintings, there were several columns explaining some of Van Gogh's history and his paintings. His painting, "The Bedroom" was expanded in to an alive, Three-dimensional variation, where you could interact with the object, such as the chairs and bed. (Actually, my cousin almost got kicked out for going on the bed). After a few minutes, we went to the next exhibit which featured large walls, with projected paintings on to them. Some of the paintings were even animated! One wall featured paragraphs featuring Van Goghs life and some of his inspirations or emotions.m I even got a T-shirt showing the painting "Starry Night" at the end of it! :D .     

Overall, it was an amazing experience, and I can't wait to do more stuff like this with my family.

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Task description: Today, Room 4 had a challenge of creating a boat (using straws, duck-tape and other stuff) and seeing if it would float. We had fifteen minutes to achieve a water-proof boat. Although our team was arguing at the start, in the end, we came to an agreement and made the boat on the picture above this text. It floated for a while, however, because we included card-board in our build, the card-board absorbed the water therefore making it heavier. But, the activity was fun nonetheless and I hope we're able to make more stuff like this in the future! :D

Purple Friday ( Raising Awareness Of Epilepsy )

 

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