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Friday, 17 September 2021

All The Songs I've made in 2021

Hello viewer! How are you today? 

This is all the music I've made this Year (They're also the only songs I've ever made...), I hope you like it! :)


First Song

Flash-Back

On the Run, for A Dog

Down The Log Flume

Power Box


Tuesday, 31 August 2021

Why Shovel Knight should be able to use washing machines in The Backrooms


 


Classification

Shovel Knight is known for exploring the depths of The Backrooms, however, surely his suit would get dirty, so today, I’m going to explain why I think it should be Okay for Shovel Knight to wash his armour in The Backrooms.


Why?

His armour would obviously get dirty, whilst fending off all those knights and entities. However, many people disagree that he should be allowed to use a washing machine on his suit of Armour, due to the fact that metal plates would damage the Washing Machine, as well as the Armour getting rusty, right?


However, here’s how I tackle that problem. My first solution, If you think he shouldn’t use a Washing Machine, you’re forgetting he’s in The Backrooms! Washing Machines there, are able to fit houses! They can also certainly withstand Shovel Knight’s armour, as the insides are coated with a thick layer of smooth titanium, making it viable to even wash dragon scales! My second, the special liquid produced from the Washing Machine is also able to wash metal without it rusting.


Example?

Recently, the “Level 0 Mystery-Solvers” had reported a new anomaly. Two members of the colony had been researching Level-0 (Atlas and Noah), in hopes of any coordinated way of getting back to reality. They had unintentionally stumbled upon the discovery of a Washing-Machine. Noah had noticed that the Washing Machine was unusually large at a distance. (Of course, that wouldn’t be so surprising in The Backrooms). As they approached the anomaly, they had realized that the Washing Machine scaled to the size of a house! With this information, they quickly charted it down, and sent the discovery to The Level 0 Mystery-Solvers. Once they had received contact from another member, they were told to examine the properties inside of the Washing Machine. Atlas went inside whilst Noah documented what Atlas could see. The problem was, Atlas wasn’t able to see anything. Noah noticed a flashing-light on the Washing Machine, he wanted to press it, but was worried it may cause unwanted events, knowing the strange properties of The Backrooms. He had told Atlas to step out, once Atlas was out, Noah pressed the Button. Suddenly, the inside of The Washing Machine burst with light, Atlas peeked inside, seeing an endless, cylinder-like corridor, coated with metallic walls. They noted that the inside of The Washing Machine was larger than the outside.


Conclusion?

I hope I have explained why I think Shovel Knight should be able to wash his armour in a Backrooms-Washing Machine. So, unless you’re fighting dozens of knights and entities, think twice before you think you can judge whether someone can wash their armour.


Thursday, 12 August 2021

Why I think Simon the princess should only use French Toilets in Tonga

 


Simon the Princess should only use French Toilets in Tonga?


Classification

Simon The Princess A.K.A (STP) has a history of needing to go to the toilet, and we all know he lives in Tonga, and needs to use the best Toilet, but which one? Today, we’re going to discuss why I think STP should only use the French Toilets.  


Why?

STP has a permanent case of Diarrhea (PD), making it essential to have a perfect choice, Tonga features a variety of Toilets, varying from American, to Azure Blue, to Cosmic and even toilets fragranced with fried rice, but out of all of them, French, is definitely the best choice. 


Study shows that French Toilets tend to lower the rate of needing to go to Toilet (NTGT) by 75%! Recent news has revealed that, after a close inspection to the pipes attached to it, and a comparison of more than a thousand people,  the beloved Iron and Diamond alloy Toilet, (which was long believed to be the best), only lowers the NTGT by 50%. 


When sat on, the French Toilets cause your brain to release an enzyme which lowers your levels of stress. However, due to its cost, many people disagree on using The French Toilets, but here is my solution. 



Answer to cost?

In 2020.69 there was a donation committee aiming to fund research on PD, however, less people have been willing to fund this cause. Sadly, STP has recently gotten his Gluteus Maximus damaged due to low concentrations of French. So I ask this, please fund the cause for research on PD. Call 021 69 420 now!


Example?

In 1999, there was an incident where Joe Astley, a man with cancer, eczema, blindness, ascma, deafness and a loss of a right arm, had used a French Toilet, only to come out with a perfect face, the right amount of limbs, and relieved from his diseases, scientists even analyzed that organic things around Joe Astley have had a 100% increased life expectancy.


Conclusion?

With enough funding, we can relieve STP from PD in just a few minutes. Please, help make French Toilets allow world-wide access, because all it takes is a quick, poo... in the loo.






Tuesday, 10 August 2021

Cybersmart Task 10/08/21

 Talofa Lava! Today, Mr Goodwin had given us a task of commenting, and putting it into a google form. I had made two comments, both to my friends, and submitted it, I think that they had followed thew structure of a blog comment, and I hope to see more fun Cybersmart tasks! :D

Wednesday, 28 July 2021

Astronomical Inventions! A look on the future of technology

Today we created a new group of slides with our partner (mine was Kauri).  Our discussion topic was about different inventions that could benefit us for space travel/habitability. We had also worked on questions that, in the future, we could talk about to different companies.